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Dear Respectful one,

My name is Radoslav Ivanov Radev. A complete citizen of Bulgaria, son to the late minister of telegraph, telephone and postal system in Bulgaria who died on 15th of May 2002. My late father fell sick and he was flown to France for treatment but later died of ulcer and he has been buried.

I inherited a total sum of 12 million insulators from my late father, this glass which is concealed in a metallic trunk box is deposited with a security and finance company here in Bulgaria. Due to the instruction I laid down before I deposited the box, that I needed maximum security/safety of my consignment and no body nor government organization can trace the where about of the box until I am ready and prepare to claim it. For this reason the security company used their diplomatic means to send the box out of Bulgaria to Abidjan-Cote d'Ivoire where they have their underground secrete vault. This deposit was coded under a secret arrangement as a family treasure. This means that the security company does not know the content of this trunk box that was sent from Bulgaria to Abidjan- Cote d'Ivoire under a diplomatic coverage for safe keeping. My main purpose of sending you this mail is because of the way I found you and perhaps trustworthy to give you this priority of shipping the box of insulators to any address that you think is very secure and save in your country with your percentage of which we shall chat on soon.

In fact, since the death of my father, his brothers has been seriously chasing me around with constant treats, trying to suppress me so that they might have the documents of his many CDs and confiscate them. They have successfully collected all his other properties, yet they never stopped there, they told me to surrender all bank account of my late father, which I did, but I never disclose to them this deposit with the security company in Abidjan-Côte d´Ivoire, because this is where my future and destiny lies upon. The family of my late father never aware of the secret existence of this deposit which I made with the security company and they can never be aware of it. Out of fear of my late father family, and when the situation becomes uncontrollable because of pressure on me from the Government of Bulgaria, I decide to look for a trustworthy person who could assist me retrieve this box of insulators from the security company for onward lodgement into his collection. Consider my situation as a widow and come to my rescue.

There is need for urgent action because I'm paying $50 dollars per day as a demurrage to the security company for safe keeping this consignment. This is the contact of the company in Abidjan -cote d'Ivoire (+0022 50747 6686) for you to call them now and give them your safe address for the immediate shipment of the box to commence today. I will send you the Authorization Certificate to call them in my next mail which is the Certificate of deposit that they gave me on the very day when the box of insulators was deposited under their company. I give thanks immensely for your co-operation as I look forward to hear from you soon. Address your responds to my Private email address (radev_01@yahoo.ca) for quick conclusion of this business.

All the best,

Radoslav Ivanov Radev.

NB: I will later send you my international passport for you to see how your partner look like upon the receipt of your mail.