The World's Most Interesting Insulator

If you put it in a display at a show, the show hosts would make an award just for it.
When it was sold, they emptied an armored truck of its gold bullion so they could transport it and escorted the truck with a platoon of Navy Seals.
If it were ever dropped and damaged, there would be a national day of mourning.
If they put it on a pole attached to a space station, a telegraph line would be built to it just to connect to it.
It is so interesting that a color is named after it.
It is so great that TWO infinity signs are used to indicate how much resistance it offers.
If a BB were to damage it, other BBs would weep.